Solid colors: 100% Cotton; Heather Grey: 90% Cotton, 10% Polyester; All Other Heathers: 50% Cotton, 50% Polyester
Imported
Machine wash cold with like colors, dry low heat
Captain Asshole is here to save the day. This funny jerk joke shirt for anyone who is hard to deal with and they know it. This funny gag gift will make their upcoming birthday that much funnier.
If you're an asshole and you know it, buy this shirt to give everyone else fair warning.
Lightweight, Classic fit, Double-needle sleeve and bottom hem
Imported
Machine wash cold with like colors, dry low heat
Captain Asshole is here to save the day. This funny jerk joke shirt for anyone who is hard to deal with and they know it. This funny gag gift will make their upcoming birthday that much funnier.
If you're an asshole and you know it, buy this shirt to give everyone else fair warning.
Lightweight, Classic fit, Double-needle sleeve and bottom hem
| Men Standard T-Shirt | ||||||
| Size | Sleeve Length | Width (1/2Bust) | Length | |||
| cm | Inch | cm | Inch | cm | Inch | |
| S | 43 | 17 | 48 | 18.9 | 70 | 27.5 |
| M | 45 | 17.7 | 52 | 20.5 | 71 | 28 |
| L | 47 | 18.5 | 56 | 22 | 73 | 29 |
| XL | 49 | 19.3 | 60 | 23.6 | 76 | 30 |
| XXL | 52 | 20.5 | 64 | 25.2 | 80 | 31.5 |
| 3XL | 55 | 21.7 | 68 | 26.7 | 84 | 33 |
| Women Standard T-Shirt | ||||||
| Size | Sleeve Length | Width (1/2Bust) | Length | |||
| cm | Inch | cm | Inch | cm | Inch | |
| S | 39.5 | 15.5 | 45 | 17.7 | 61 | 24 |
| M | 41 | 16.1 | 49 | 19.3 | 63 | 25 |
| L | 42.5 | 16.7 | 53 | 20.9 | 65 | 26 |
| XL | 44 | 17.3 | 57 | 22.4 | 67 | 27 |
| XXL | 46 | 18.1 | 61 | 24 | 69 | 28 |
| Youth Standard T-Shirt | ||||||
| Size | Sleeve Length | Width (1/2Bust) | Length | |||
| cm | Inch | cm | Inch | cm | Inch | |
| K2 | 33.5 | 13 | 41 | 16 | ||
| K3 | 36 | 14 | 43 | 17 | ||
| K4 | 37.5 | 15 | 45 | 18 | ||
| K6 | 40 | 16 | 50 | 19.7 | ||
| K8 | 43 | 17 | 56 | 22 | ||
| K10 | 46 | 18 | 60 | 23.6 | ||
| K12 | 48 | 19 | 64 | 25 | ||
| Men Tank Top | ||||||
| Size | Sleeve Length | Width (1/2Bust) | Length | |||
| cm | Inch | cm | Inch | cm | Inch | |
| S | 48 | 18.9 | 71 | 28 | ||
| M | 52 | 20.5 | 73 | 29 | ||
| L | 56 | 22 | 75 | 29.5 | ||
| XL | 60 | 23.6 | 77 | 30.3 | ||
| XXL | 64 | 25.2 | 80 | 31.5 | ||
| Women Tank Top | ||||||
| Size | Sleeve Length | Width (1/2Bust) | Length | |||
| cm | Inch | cm | Inch | cm | Inch | |
| S | 44 | 17.3 | 64 | 25.2 | ||
| M | 48 | 18.9 | 66 | 26 | ||
| L | 52 | 20.5 | 70 | 27.5 | ||
| XL | 56 | 22 | 72 | 28.3 | ||
| XXL | 60 | 23.6 | 74 | 29 | ||
| Women V-Neck | ||||||
| Size | Sleeve Length | Width (1/2Bust) | Length | |||
| cm | Inch | cm | Inch | cm | Inch | |
| S | 47 | 18.5 | 60.5 | 23.8 | ||
| M | 49.5 | 19.5 | 64 | 25.2 | ||
| L | 54 | 21.3 | 66.5 | 26.2 | ||
| XL | 57 | 22.5 | 68 | 26.8 | ||
| XXL | 59 | 23.3 | 69.5 | 27.4 | ||
| Unisex Hoodie | ||||||
| Size | Sleeve Length | Width (1/2Bust) | Length | |||
| cm | Inch | cm | Inch | cm | Inch | |
| S | 55 | 21.7 | 68 | 26.8 | ||
| M | 57 | 22.5 | 72 | 28.4 | ||
| L | 60 | 23.6 | 73 | 28.7 | ||
| XL | 63 | 24.8 | 76 | 29.9 | ||
| XXL | 66 | 26 | 77 | 30.3 | ||
| Unisex Sweatshirt | ||||||
| Size | Sleeve Length | Width (1/2Bust) | Length | |||
| cm | Inch | cm | Inch | cm | Inch | |
| S | 55 | 21.7 | 64 | 25.2 | ||
| M | 58 | 22.8 | 70 | 27.6 | ||
| L | 61.5 | 24.2 | 71 | 28 | ||
| XL | 65 | 25.6 | 73 | 28.8 | ||
| XXL | 68 | 26.8 | 79 | 31.1 | ||
| Unisex Long Sleeve T-Shirt | ||||||
| Size | Sleeve Length | Width (1/2Bust) | Length | |||
| cm | Inch | cm | Inch | cm | Inch | |
| S | 46 | 18 | 71 | 28 | ||
| M | 51 | 20 | 74 | 29 | ||
| L | 55 | 22 | 77 | 30 | ||
| XL | 60 | 24 | 79 | 31 | ||
| XXL | 64 | 26 | 82 | 32 | ||